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Ode to the Whoosh Fairy(tm)
On Sat, 1 May 1999 00:06:45 -0400 (EDT), (Ms. ChrisG) wrote:
Now I lay me down to sleep A cup of Splenda at my feet! I'll be good and drink my water-- Leave the grape juice for my daughter. I promise to eat all my eggs, So take these bulges from my legs! I'll eat my pork--I'll eat a steer-- Just smooth these bumps off of my rear! I'll never even look at jelly, Pease take the blub out of my belly. These lips will never taste a sweet, (Oh if I could only see my feet!) So, please, tonite before I wake, A few more pounds--Whoosh Fairy--take! --Chris " Be yourself--and leave everyone else alone. "
